Troon Brewing's Vernal Vicissitudes

I am drinking a Vernal Vicissitudes by Troon Brewing. A dangerous "fruit smoothie" ale. No hint of alcohol. No hop bitterness. I drank the pint very quickly. As I said, dangerous!

I am in Skillman, NJ, drinking Vernal Vicissitudes by Troon Brewing. Troon Brewing is a Micro Brewery in Hopewell, NJ. Vernal Vicissitudes beer style is Fruit Beer, with an ABV of 8.9% and IBU of 0. I gave Vernal Vicissitudes a 4.75 on Untappd's 5 point rating system.

A dangerous "fruit smoothie" ale. No hint of alcohol. No hop bitterness. I drank the pint very quickly. As I said, dangerous!

Brewer's notes

Our newest smoothie ale crafted specifically for the folks who don't want any beer flavor when they're drinking beer. This particular version was brewed with lactose before being refermented (I know, we're old-fashioned and don't want to hurt you) with idiotic amounts of pink guava.

WE DO NOT HAVE A TAPROOM AT THE BREWERY BUT 100% OF OUR DRAUGHT BEER GOES TO BRICK FARM TAVERN WHICH IS ON THE SAME PROPERTY. POURS AND FLIGHTS ARE AVAILABLE WHENEVER THEY ARE OPEN, EVEN WHEN WE ARE CLOSED. WE DO NOT SERVE ANY POURS OR TASTINGS AT THE BREWERY ITSELF. WE DO NOT HAVE TAPS AT THE BREWERY, WE DO NOT FILL GROWLERS, WE DO NOT OPEN UNLESS WE HAVE PRE-FILLED, 32OZ CANS OF OUR LATEST BEER. WE RARELY RELEASE MORE THAN ONE BEER PER WEEK, WHICH MEANS THE ACTUAL BREWERY IS RARELY OPEN MORE THAN ONE DAY A WEEK.

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