The policy describes how we use internal sensors to generate a transporter signature of your brain and body at the quantum level, and when and how we transmit that info to third-party planets.
— Worf Email (@WorfEmail) May 25, 2018
I am not going to spoil the punchline.
I think the stories on Jeff Gamet's Fresh-Brewed Tales website are hilarious. My favourite two, so far, is Ass Boy. Double Latte, Please and The Misadventure of Old Hair Guy. Those two had me laughing uncontrollably. I rushed into the bathroom to read them to my wife while she showered. I had a hard time reading without laughing. Explore the website.
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