Charles Miller gets the Air.
If you think about it, everything that Apple have left off the MacBook Air is something that 90% of the population don’t need 90% of the time. If my MacBook Pro didn’t have Firewire, or only had one USB port, or even didn’t have an optical drive, I don’t think I’d even notice more than once a month, and I’d not find it hard to compensate for their absence those few times.